Kuifie in Africa; Gabinete de Imigração, Chimoio, Manica Province, Mozambique, Africa

This was the last day of my visa and I needed to extend it today. It’s Friday and therefore the immigration office will be closed over the weekend. I had a bit of Deja-Vu driving back into Chimoio, I just hope that immigration understands my situation and how I got into it.

I prepared a wee letter the night before, explaining my situation and that I needed all the help I could get.

I translated this note into Portuguese. This way I could just hand the officer the iPad for him to read my situation. I just hope it will save a lot of confusion and explaining in English and body lingo.

And it did. I parked Zimba in front of a shopping center, where security guys held automatic weapons. ‘You will be safe hear my friend.’ as I jumped out of the zebra. The security already had an eye on Zimba and a quick ‘thumbs up’ sealed the deal.

Chimoio, Manica, Mozambique, Africa
Zebra on the streets @Chimoio, Manica, Mozambique, Africa

The immigration office in Chimoio had an outstanding response to my situation.

If someone could please share this link with Chimoio Immigration, Mozambique? Veroso or Belem. If one of you could forward the link to this story to the immigration office? Obrigado.

The first officer was almost in tears before she handed the iPad to her colleague. His English is better it seems. He came out to clarify a few questions before he filled out a form with my passport details. I just sat down and watched a few immigration officers scurrying.

‘It’s Friday lunchtime and the cashier wants to finish up. You can pay now but this will take a little time.’ Outstanding. ‘And with the TIP, there is an office around the corner.’

Wow. So I sat around with my iPad in my hand, going through photos. This did take a while as I noticed one officer nodding to her colleague ‘What about him?’ I asked if one of the officers could show me the way to the TIP office. It’s Friday afternoon meanwhile, time is running short. The friendly English-speaking officer was just about to take a photocopy of my passport when I was handed back my original.

‘Another 30 days, sir. You are very welcome.’ I was stunned like a mullet. My hair doo sure looked like it. I thanked everyone for their help and understanding. Muito Obrigado!’

The two of us went to the office, where even Zimba gets a new passport. They were extremely friendly too, after reading the Portuguese version of my letter, but…

It turns out that a new TIP can only be issued in or out at the border posts. That’s where they control the vehicle entries.

And that’s where we have to go before this one expires. Today. ‘Hip, hip…bloody hooray.’

I couldn’t say anything to this friendly officer. But really? Back to the border of chaos. At night? Okay, if that’s what we have to do then that’s what we do Zimba. Back to the border.

I was stopped by police at the very same place, I was pulled over a few days ago. They are right in front of the shopping center. I just needed to buy a few groceries before driving back to the border. And then just drive, drive north.

‘Driver license and TIP please.’ Oh C’mon! Now?’ I handed the police officer the iPad with my written explanation. ‘I have to drive back to the border now. I just need a few things from the shops.’ ‘Have a safe journey, Sir.’ as he returned the iPad. ‘Thank you, officer! Same to you!’

The last light was already fading as I drove through Manica. I will be at the border in the dark.

Ja, this is something everyone should experience. Chaos in the dark. I missed the exit, where light vehicles drive to the right-hand side and had to reverse a couple hundred meters. Padoko, Padoko, right? Very, very slowly. I parked near the Border Gate and explained to the guard, that I just need a TIP and will be driving back into Mozambique after. The thumbs went up again.

And yes. Thumbs up to the Border Office Imigracaó Mozambique just as well. After a quick clarification, the entry forms must be filled in on the other side. This is the exit division. I handed him the note from the iPad too.

‘You can’t have back the old one. You must fill in a new one. I help you on the other side.’

So I filled in my details, which were then notified by book(?). Even the truck drivers let me go first. One even clarified a detail on my papers. Boy, they must have had a hard time in Zimbabwe as well.

The moral of the story.

I had 30 more days in Mozambique if I wanted to.

One thought on “Kuifie in Africa; Gabinete de Imigração, Chimoio, Manica Province, Mozambique, Africa

  1. Now we’re really getting the Adventures of TinTin! Kuifie and Zimba in Africa. Face to face with threat, intimidation and double trouble from corrupt Officials. But, there’s always friends not too far away, who’ll happily help. This story has so much going for it.. fantastic fun, imaginative, along with the shock and horrors of real-life at the same time. We used to describe such events as ‘having a bad-hair day’, so I could easily picture Kuifie’s hairdo – his blonde curl standing on end, perpendicular with rage at the injustices, so would like to have seen a selfie included.

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